I WILL go to one of these concerts.
Exodus 22:18
My boyfriend/best friend is supposed to kill me?
On the corner of main street
Just tryin’ to keep it in line
You say you wanna move on and
You say I’m falling behind
Can you read my mind?
Can you read my mind?
I never really gave up on
Breakin’ out of this two-star town
I got the green light
I got a little fight
I’m gonna turn this thing around
Can you read my mind?
Can you read my mind?
The good old days, the honest man;
The restless heart, the Promised Land
A subtle kiss that no one sees;
A broken wrist and a big trapeze
Oh well I don’t mind, if you don’t mind
‘Cause I don’t shine if you don’t shine
Before you go, can you read my mind?
It’s funny how you just break down
Waitin’ on some sign
I pull up to the front of your driveway
With magic soakin’ my spine
Can you read my mind?
Can you read my mind?
The teenage queen, the loaded gun;
The drop dead dream, the Chosen One
A southern drawl, a world unseen;
A city wall and a trampoline
Oh well I don’t mind, if you don’t mind
‘Cause I don’t shine if you don’t shine
Before you jump
Tell me what you find when you read my mind
Slippin’ in my faith until I fall
You never returned that call
Woman, open the door, don’t let it sting
I wanna breathe that fire again
She said I don’t mind, if you don’t mind
‘Cause I don’t shine if you don’t shine
Put your back on me
Put your back on me
Put your back on me
The stars are blazing like rebel diamonds cut out of the sun
When you read my mind
My younger cousin Sonny is being potty trained. He comes up to me and says “Yeddie, pee!” So I take him to the bathroom and set him on the toilet. He starts peeing, and it hits the wall. He starts cracking up and yells “PEEE!!”
I didn’t point his thing the right way.
This guy makes me so happy. I’m serious. He can never fail to bring a smile to my face.
(via thechocolatebrigade)
Chuck Palahniuk changed my life. <3
I was searching for a good rose mousse recipe, and I came across the famous Joy of Cooking in my mothers cook-book collection.
I found the following:
all 5 of my family member’s social security cards.
all 5 of my family member’s birth certificates.
my mom and dad’s marriage license, along with a picture of my mom and dad at their wedding. my mom was 6 days away from giving birth to me, her second child.
I’ve decided to keep all of my important documents in cook books, as well.
I was recently told I am a harlot blessed with vanity, sent to deflower the virgin souls of Earth.
I told the person that it sounds like an important job, and I’ll be happy to accept it.
